by grandmastinkslol September 14, 2021
Absolute abominations. If you see these things running across the street, give them a light little kick that will send them across the universe. If you don't have enough strength to do this, you can strangle them with your bear hands. If you see anyone that likes to take care of children, report them to the police and have them sentenced to life in prison, or the death sentence.
Person1: Hey look! it's a group of children!
Person2: What are you waiting for? Go kill them already!!
Person2: What are you waiting for? Go kill them already!!
by TyreseGamingTV February 04, 2023
the best food in the city. only found in the finest places: basements, parks, schools, and near pipe bombs.
by SnakePiy January 03, 2024
Something that many people like including Jimmy savel belle and other people
They are annoying 5 year old running around screaming I love fortnite and doing fortnite dances
People that dad's get milk for
And mothers don't care about and just want the child maintenance
Some children are pretty calm but get caught slacking by people such as Jimmy savel or people called Belle jayden and MOST DEFINITELY ALBERT if u are a child stay away from EVERYONE called Albert no matter what they say
They are annoying 5 year old running around screaming I love fortnite and doing fortnite dances
People that dad's get milk for
And mothers don't care about and just want the child maintenance
Some children are pretty calm but get caught slacking by people such as Jimmy savel or people called Belle jayden and MOST DEFINITELY ALBERT if u are a child stay away from EVERYONE called Albert no matter what they say
Person1: damn that's a nice house
Person2 and 3: I LIKE FORTNITE I LIKE FORTNITE
Person1:I'm gonna drop kick some children in "self defense"
Person2 and 3: I LIKE FORTNITE I LIKE FORTNITE
Person1:I'm gonna drop kick some children in "self defense"
by Yourmumgayl69420 November 23, 2021
Children are these stupid creatures that nobody asked to exist in this world. Everyone says these creations are made through sex and all that crap, but that is actually all just a lie, people just have sex for the fun of it and don't admit it. Next people get pregnant. That is actually all just a setup, and people just put pillows (or watermelons depends how strong they are) under their shirts to make it seem more realistic. The last step is the hospital to get the child out of their *coughs* pussy. Well, people actually just do that for the look of it. Now let me tell you how children are actually created. So these pelicans basically just like spawn some random child out of like their ass, and then they leave it in some random cardboard box beside the hospital, and then what happens is the nurse quickly throws out the watermelon, grabs that random child, and then she's just like,
"YOOOOOOOO here's your newborn child congrats!"
And then the woman supposibly giving birth to the child is like,
"YOOOOOOOO I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MY VERY OWN CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE DEFINITELY NOT LIKE SOME RANDOM PELICAN BROUGHT IT HERE!!"
So yeah kids now you know how children are made 🤗
"YOOOOOOOO here's your newborn child congrats!"
And then the woman supposibly giving birth to the child is like,
"YOOOOOOOO I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MY VERY OWN CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE DEFINITELY NOT LIKE SOME RANDOM PELICAN BROUGHT IT HERE!!"
So yeah kids now you know how children are made 🤗
by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 27, 2024