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God

Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity
Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
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A word with over 800 definitions in the Urban Dictionary.
Wow God means so many things!
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He is wonderful ,glorious , majesty ,creator and many more he created you he loves you repent he is coming soon
God is real
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God a nonce that spy at kids until they grow up.

to be honest he is just an worse version of Santa also has a little pp source is the bibel were Marie says that she did not feel anything when she got pregnant with jesus
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