God moment

When one experiences a moment where God's real plan/presence/love is revealed. It can be experienced through song, prayer, others words/actions or simply a random feeling of serenity or feelings as such.

We were down $500 from paying for the tickets to the play for our Christmas Youth Group Field Trip, but not being able to go because of the storm, it was truly a God moment when, anonomously, a donation was made specifically for the youth for that exact amount.

by deee27359 September 28, 2009

Moment of Inevitability

Just before a male ejaculates, there are premonitory sensations marking a point of no return—when ejaculation becomes inevitable. Some therapists call this the “moment of inevitability.” Once that threshold has passed, it is too late to delay ejaculation; it then occurs beyond the man’s control.

Masturbation helps men learn to recognize the "moment of inevitability" just before orgasm and helps teach them how to avoid premature ejaculation.

by somerandomdouche June 14, 2009

Claude moment

To be in a chatroom, but not speaking. Originated by ClaudeMan in davedays chat. http://davedays.com/?page_id=24 Usually without warning (no brb or ttyl).

Katie_is_hardcore:Why isn't Claude talking?
ashrocks20:He never talks for more than 5 minutes.
Katie_is_hardcore:Claude moment!
DoodlePook/Poke: Thats ribbish!
Katie_is_hardcore: hehehhehehehe
Desolate: wth???
Katie_is_hadcore: inside joke
Bella_Cullen(Jazzy): OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT
Katie_is_hardcore: *drools* Jassssperrrr
JAKE: Ikr? Jasper's so hot.

by Katie_is_hardcore December 15, 2008

nigger moment

(n.) This is usually caused by at least one or more black people. According to Huey Freeman, a nigger moment can start as something simple, like say, scuffing one's Nike's. This person that gets scuffed has to be black. Now they will start flippin' out and shit. If you are a black man and you scuff their shoes, then you will start flipping out too. You will take out yer gats and start shooting all over the place, thus missing each other.

Eventually, they'll work out an understanding and be cool.... until the cops come by and cap their asses. If you're white and you scuff their shoes, it's ok, cuz yer white. Just walk off. They can't do anything about it.

This can also be started over a Sega Saturn.

This could eb described as....niggeronic...

Kyo - Hey man, Seth and K' are fighting again.

Iori - why?

Kyo - Seth messed up K's Doc Martens...

Iori - oh...."nigger moments"...

by Kusanagi Kyo January 26, 2006

blonde moment

A flash of momentary stupidity.

"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."

by Brie October 5, 2003

Frank Moment

A Frank Moment is when you do something disgusting like eat food off of the floor or drink coffee or soda that someone coughed on. It's based off of the movie, Osmosis Jones, where Frank Totorre ate an egg that has been in the monkey's mouth and on the monkey's cage floor. He said "5 second rule", but the cage floor is super disgusting.

Tyler: I'm going to drink coffee.

Joe: *coughs on coffee.
Tyler: *Shrugs shoulders
*Drinks coffee
Josh: Frank Moment! You had a Frank Moment, Tyler. That's not coffee anymore! That's coughee!
*Mango slice falls on the floor.

Tyler: *eats Mango.
Josh: Frank Moment! Now with Vitamin F!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023

Jah Moment

a moment where you just get shot outside of a motorcycle store, in some instances this can occur when the "moonlight uh!" comes out

Devin: "bruh i just had a jah moment"
Pablo: "damn bruh are you okay i always have jah moments it hurts"
Devin: "Yuh im good"

by cooljahman May 7, 2019