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pot ass

say but he got a pot on his ass
by OhHeyLookAPotato January 22, 2021
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unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.
Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.
by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015
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pot face

A really hot girl who once was a genius but now has no brain after smoking it all away.
Cindie was an Abercrombie model and valedictorian back in 4th grade but has been reduced to a Pot Face ever since she started hanging with degenerate asshalf mike and his stoner friends. What a waste of face.
by Saint.Grand November 22, 2019
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The Crock Pot

When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!
My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.
by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022
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pot hipster

Pot Hipster: That douche that's always telling people shit like "you know, marijuana doesn't cure everything, right?"
Dude I had a pot hipster in my circle last night.

Oh god what happened?

He started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we're all idiots for loving it.
by motleychristo November 23, 2013
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Pot-Rock

The name given to Patrick from Spongebob in the "Spingebill" series of youtube poops.
Spingebill decided to share his candy bar with pot-rock.
by Spodermen2121 z April 10, 2017
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pot-shank

the act of shanking someone with a pot. dont know where me and my friends came up with this word.
If you fuck with me bitch, i'll pot-shank you! and then gipin you(look up gipin too).
by ken July 7, 2004
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