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Capin Tub Tubs

That guy that, if the world were fair, would be morbidly obese, but is instead about as thin as dental floss.

His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.

His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.

While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.

Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
Capin Tub Tubs - Dude I just smoked 2 bowls, ate 3 dozen donuts, and downed an entire 2 liter of Coke. I've been doing this shit for years and I haven't gained a pound.

Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
by VegettoVai December 28, 2010
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hot tub dump

When you're taking a steaming hot bath and you step out to take a dump soaking wet then get back in the bath.
by Grubby09 April 27, 2024
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brain tub

a car or truck that has been in a wreck usually a fender bender
jackie: Did you see that brain tub?

Rickky: Totally dude!
by qazx528 June 26, 2010
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Wisconsin hot tub

Ejaculating in a girl's belly button and leaving it there overnight.

innie = Wisconsin hot tub
outie = Caymen islands
"Dude, i totally gave this chick a Wisconsin hot tub last night!"

"be careful man.. my girlfriend got an infection from that once, but her outie poked through the surface and made it the caymen islands"
by OfficerSensei May 23, 2018
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fat tub of shit

an absolute fucking truck who never puts down the fork. stop fucking eating fat cunt.
Zok, put down the twinkie, that's your 8th one you fat tub of shit. Stop raping little boys.
by blackmonke21 April 16, 2024
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Tubs

Hi tubs
by Flyer38 January 12, 2025
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cum in a hot tub

An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub
Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?
by Bash Pennies March 9, 2021
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