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Dresser Dragon

To take a dump into an unsuspecting persons clothes dresser drawer.
My aunt Georgia got attacked by the Dresser Dragon.
by Gat Mansir September 20, 2011
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Dragon-Beard

A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.
Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.
by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016
mugGet the Dragon-Beardmug.

Carrot Dragon

A person who explosively loses their lunch. The expulsion has such force that it resembles the fire breathing qualities of a mythical dragon. As ever with vomit, the assured presence of carrots is irrespective of consumption or non-consumption of the protagonist.
Man, Taran woke me up at 4 am last nice doing a full on carrot dragon. It was on the drapes bro.
by Dave Ford May 29, 2023
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Dragons breath

As your female partner reaches the edge of euphoria as you paint the final strokes of your oral Van Gogh, take a deep breath through the nose. Has to be through the nose because you are obviously still working. Then blow the air out your nose so hard that your nose hairs tickle the clit. This will take her orgasm into another dimension.
Performing dragons breath as a finishing move is a sure fire way of guaranteeing future sex.
by GreenKayaker January 9, 2022
mugGet the Dragons breathmug.

pocket dragon

Let me see your pocket dragon so I can light up.
by quikclik2 June 26, 2008
mugGet the pocket dragonmug.

Dragon lady

Asian women who are trained to be gold diggers by finding old rich men. They also seek white men to raise their status.
by thaGspot December 31, 2011
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Dragon Porn

"I watched dragon porn last night, Jimmy"
by Enormo11 May 25, 2018
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