Dutch stuffed ditch panda

A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.
We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.
by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022
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Sitch Ditch

1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"
"Eleanor we gotta talk."
"Oh yeah? What's up?"
"Well, here's the sitch ditch..."
by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022
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Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 05, 2021
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ditch friend

A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.
1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
by A Lonely Introvert October 06, 2022
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Hood Ding Dong Ditch

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in
Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!
by Jerome🥸 June 01, 2021
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Basic Ditch

(Noun) A close friend that you are hanging out with who leaves you for another friend group and lies about it.
Nick just basic ditched to get his “charger”.
by Doctor Court Murph October 28, 2018
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ditch lizard

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard
by nothrrealdad June 21, 2024
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