Hyder

A person with an abnormally large nose, and bangs out hard revision and always raises his hand in class.

Why is he always putting his hand up? He's such a Hyder.

by mehmoh November 22, 2021

Hyper piper

To pipe (viciously fuck) with hyperactive and supersonic speed, consensual but unexpected often surprising

I got hit with a hyper piper from Gerald last night shit was craaaazzy

by Stunky punk November 23, 2021

Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy

People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.

Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.

Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!

Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it

Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---

Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...

Friend: Huh?

Me: Nothing...

by ashxashxashx January 13, 2022

Hyper-cocktrosys

When your truck mate has the urge to masterbate while looking you directly in the eye medically

I reported my coworker for directly looking me in the eye until he came but the HR he had a severe medical condition called Hyper-cocktrosys

by anonymous January 14, 2022

hyper & hypo allergenic

they’re just the same thing.

person 1: name bought me a hyper allergenic necklace
person 2: don’t you mean hypo allergenic?
person 1: they’re the same

(hyper & hypo allergenic)

by skittlepickle December 15, 2021

Hyper

When u can't decide a precise word for the dictionary of Fashion so you use the goated meta non-word HYPER.

- Perché non Iper?

- ............
- Perché non è Hyper

by lamoodah January 8, 2022

hyper boob

the act of uncontrollable boob jittering.

oh hi brad i have hyper boob D:

by amiboo3 February 16, 2022