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Canada's History 

Canada's History, once commonly called the Beaver, is a reference to a form of sexual stimulation performed on Canadian women. To perform Canada's History you must close your hand to the shape of a beaver tail and place it near the tail bone. Then you bend over and flap her prepuce with a constant motion as a beaver would build a dam. Psychological analysts have found the flapping stimulates both pleasure and nostalgia of everything beautiful in Canada. There are variations of Canada's History that partners use with flapping to further stimulation, such as setting up a 3d puzzle of the white house and setting it on fire.
This study abroad in Montreal sucks. Not only do they speak only french, but I have to promise to perform Canada's History when I take them to my room.
Canada's History by seatual February 4, 2010
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Canada's History 

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
oh man, what were you doing with her last night??
we were doing Canada's history

Canada's History 

A woman does a handstand with legs spread, while performing oral sex on a man. The man, meanwhile, turns a jug of maple syrup upside down and inserts ( without it's cap on it) into her vaginal area...... When It completely drains, both quickly run over to the stanley cup ( or a fake copy) and each shoves an end into their anus while licking hockey sticks.
Did you hear Stephen Colbert talked about Canada's History ON HIS SHOW?!

Canada's History 

Getting very politely fucked by the English for over 200 years
Man, my asshole hurts from all that Canada's History!
Canada's History by imnotthomas February 4, 2010

Black history 

Some part of your past that is embarrassing and that you never what to think about or spread.
Guy 1: Hey do you remember when you cried because someone stole your burger in seventh grade?

Guy 2 *to himself*:damn how did this guy find out about my black history.
Black history by Ialwayslandthe69 September 1, 2021

Social Studies/History

Social Studies/History are a waste of time. Period.
Social Studies/History by serls September 6, 2022

Black History Month 

A month were we honor blackness! All non-black people are required to pay their blacks friends $100 or more.
*Black person exists during black history month*
Non black kid: here’s $150
Black History Month by Edub February 23, 2021