Steven Hawking

When you have a cold and you "hawk" a lugie on your own cock for lubricant.

Thank God for flu season.

Why?

Last night this chick was do dry I had to Steven Hawking her.

by Jon Testing February 04, 2018

Hawking

When someone has came in the room, realised something is going on and decided that they want a piece of the action, despite being uninvited. Usually the person will not ask if they can join in on the activity, they will wait for you to pass them the joint, piece of pizza ect..

The activity of hawking is usually assosiated with cheap skates

Brad: God, Justin is really hawking for some of this joint.

Gordon: Well he's not getting any, Im fed up of him hawking on everything!

by Cisa May 19, 2010

Hawking

{Hawking}} A female that acts as a hawk. Watching, lingering, passing by the male subject numerous times. Asking DUMB questions. Bugging you on any media format. Makes you look in the sky and say," WTF she showed up here!" EXAMPLE: Damn! ALMA has been Hawking me all day!

{Hawking}} A female that acts as a hawk. Watching, lingering, passing by the male subject numerous times. Asking DUMB questions. Bugging you on any media format. Makes you look in the sky and say," WTF she showed up here!" EXAMPLE: Damn! ALMA has been Hawking me all day!

by gizmundos3 March 06, 2014

Hawking

extremly retarted or stupid, no knowledge,uncontrolable bowl movment,

let's go laugh at that totally Haking guy over there.

by joiiin December 14, 2003

shite hawk

Someone that stops you in the street and talks shite to you and you are unable to get rid of them

workmate thats a pain in the arse and talks shite therefore hes a shite hawk he is

by Garry & Scobie May 16, 2007

Hawking

The act in which an individual orgasms so hard they become completely paralyzed.

I wanked so hard I totally pulled a hawking!

I came so hard I pulled a hawking

Example: Stephen Hawking

by Barney and Clyde November 29, 2017

Faux Hawk

noun. A Mohawk inspired hair style where instead of shaving the hair on the sides of the head, the hair is gelled upwards to imitate a mohawk. A Faux Hawk is typically shorter than the normal Mohawk.

This style of hair is popular in the gino scene, and the douche-bag scene. But it has gained mainstream status, worn on people such as David Beckham.

People with small penises wear this hair style.

Girl 1:dayum, did you see that guy's faux hawk? He's soo sexii

Girl 2: He's alright. I don't like Faux hawks. Everyone knows that guys who wear faux hawks have small penises.

by christinan July 29, 2009