Greasy Garnet

Greasy Garnet is a Garnet with really Greasy hair

Greasy Garnet has Greasy Hair again

by SpagAnesess March 20, 2019

Greasy Pizza

A sexual act that involves five dollars, two slices of greasy jumbo slice pizza, a penis, slight friction, and garlic sauce flavored ejaculalent.

Thomas gave me the best greasy pizza last night and I made sure he got extra garlic sauce.

by Donna Duccini June 22, 2019

Greasy cowboy

The scum of the earth. These men will fuck with younger girls feelings and not give two fucks about it. They may be attractive in a weird kind of pan of grease way. They will most likely resemble bob ross’s and extra virgin olive oil’s love child. But this hoe is definitely not a virgin. He knows exactly how to take advantage of the baby thots. Let me tell you, this man has amazing fingers. He’d rather ride you than his horses and his uncle may be dead on the side of the road. In conclusion, if they’re your type, you’re most likely in love with a greasy cowboy.

I am in love with a greasy cowboy, but he already fucked another hoe.

by Ratilla May 25, 2020

Greasy mud boot

The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.

Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”

by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020

Greasy Stovepipe

When you roll your dick in bacon grease, sprinkle it with rust and then shove it down your woman's throat before she makes you pancakes with Log Cabin brand Maple Syrup.

"Took that girl I met to woods for the weekend."
"Did you get lucky?"
"She didn't. But I did, gave her a greasy stovepipe."

by What's that guy's name? January 4, 2021

Gregson

The hottest person you will ever meet. Rock-hard abs with epic feet. Is very gangsta and sexy.

That guys name is for sure Gregson.

by Camen Poo Pee May 10, 2021

Greasy Gaming

A style of gaming (most frequently used on the PC platform) that is used to gain an dominating position in a video game that supports such situations by using any means necessary. Such means include, but are not limited to, racism, sexism, xenophobia, general toxicity or mild cheating. It is easily distinguished from "sweaty gaming" because greasy gaming often leaves the player in need of a shower and deodorant after a session. Another key distinguishing factor is that sweaty gaming is, more often than not, used by players who are aware of the fact that they are shit.

"Damn Steve, that was some Greasy Gaming on Rust, I need a shower"

by Cloaked Stranger September 23, 2021