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gooch rupture

When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.
Doctor, we have a category 5 gooch rupture.
by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015
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Gooch Dragon

A Gooch Dragon comes from the latin "goo" and the greek "Chadragon", meaning 'To Be Obnoxious" If someone wears a swag flatcap and walks around yelling YOLO and Banter, you've caught a goochdragon.

"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"
"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"
by Zeke Rue January 12, 2015
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Gooch tucker

A male who wants to be female. To do so he/she tucks the penis in the space between the balls and asshole.
Hey Bob. I was in the shitter with William and he is a gooch tucker!!!
by Wcmst4 April 5, 2018
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Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.
"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"
by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019
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Gooch Pubes

The hair between your genitals and your ass hole running down the skin.
Damn my gooch pubes are getting in the way of my penis. I pee side ways.
by NatePV September 25, 2010
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gooch pooch

The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"
Check the gooch pooch on that whale!
by Twitch801 November 22, 2007
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gooch special

the lunch choice of the gooch everyday at the SBC caf
consists of the chicken burger and fries with a pepsi
by Frank Lester January 29, 2008
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