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Golf Ball

Slang term in used throughout the Destiny community that means "Ascendant Shard" due to the item's shape that looks like a golf ball
"Bro, how many golf balls u have"
"I have 2 in my inventory to get that cool kiosk exotic, I still have more in my vault:
by an exo that plays destiny February 25, 2023
mugGet the Golf Ballmug.

shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher
A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.
by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015
mugGet the shit golfmug.

Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.
Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.
by Kelhonson June 20, 2016
mugGet the Golf Ball Condommug.

golf barbie

A gorgeous female that is likely being hit on by her coworkers without her knowing. This person typically has a sense of fashion too good for her office environment.
Yoo look at that golf barbie next to the organic aisle! She gotta be packing bens!
by WassupBrownie June 5, 2019
mugGet the golf barbiemug.

Golf trip

The pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. This usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. Often caused by marriage.
While on a golf trip John asked Did you hear that?
Mike: No
Phil: Me either
by Par 1 and 10 May 20, 2013
mugGet the Golf tripmug.

Golf Course

a sexual act in which nine people each fuck one of nine holes on someone's body. The nine holes are pussy, peehole, ass, mouth, belly button, both nostrils, and both ears.
"Jessica did the golf course last night? "
"What does that mean, bro?"
"Nine guys, nine holes."
by Thotexterminator102 July 28, 2023
mugGet the Golf Coursemug.

Men’s golf team

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.
“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”
by Coffee coffin January 19, 2020
mugGet the Men’s golf teammug.

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