Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021

Full contact frisbee golf

A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.

Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Golf

A derogatory term for Mexican

Person 1: Hi, im juan.
Person 2: Okay golf.

Person1: Um... DD:

by Golffffffff January 30, 2021

Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.

Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!

by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022

United Golf Team

The best golf team in the entire Monmouth area, led by a team of sexy men.

Person 1: Bro I heard the United Golf Team is insane this year.

Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.

by LightingMcQueenNeedsPotassium October 29, 2021

Golf

The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.

Golf is wasteful shit....

by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021

Prison Golf

When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.

Way to get inside of Eric, serious prison golf shot right there.

by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021