new found glory

A band that makes terrible cover versions of great old classics such as 'kiss me' and 'my heart will go on'

Scott: Have you heard the song My Heart Will Go On???
Emily: Yea, I like how Celine Dion sings it
Scott: No, the New Found Glory version which has ruined the whole song for me!!!

by Jesus - well not really January 11, 2009

Morning glory

a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.

Yo pack me a morning glory bro!

by imsizzle December 14, 2010

Morning Glory

The act of masterbating until ejaculation upon the face of an unsuspecting female while she is sleeping. Can be performed during any hour of the day.

Kim blue balled me the other night, so I gave her a Morning Glory she will never forget.

by Vault September 30, 2006

old glory hole

placing your penis through an American flag and have a girl perform oral sex on you

I performed an old glory hole with veronica.

by tlebowski88 January 1, 2012

Juggs of Glory

Female designed with large breasts

pamela anderson has juggs of glory

by mustitch hatebytes October 26, 2011

Morning Glory

When you wake up having to pee really bad, but decide to take a leak on your partner laying on your back and arcing it onto their unsuspecting sleeping face.

Rachael didn't appreciate the morning glory I gave her. She should have woke up before me.

by Roach47 November 12, 2010

albanian glory hole

A hole found on every street with an alpacas asshole on the other side. Used for a "good time" in albania

Dang Alban you destroyed that Albanian glory hole

by Meatballsub4 April 8, 2017