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Glitter mucus

On the middle of women’s menstrual cycle, this is the conspicuously missing cervical mucus quality when your basal core temperature is almost feverishly sparkly, indicating you have harvested an ovulating disco ball egg and your as ripe as a yellow star fruit.
No need to do a cervix check, it was obvious to everyone she tagged on tiktok that Nat had glitter mucus.
by artisplay September 11, 2023
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Glitter Eater

a term for a no good pansy queer
"that fucking twink looks like a glitter eater"
by THEpenisman69420666balls September 23, 2023
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Glittering Rebellion

A group of people on the internet who will add the ✨ emoji into there Social Media Bio’s, Profile Picture’s and anywhere else they can find a place to put it.

There one goal is to terrorize the internet.

We all know this wont happen, but just play along with them
“Bro.. did you hear that Jane is doing that stupid Glittering Rebellion thing?”
by RustedSky April 29, 2024
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Glitter Gel Pen Song

Term coined by Taylor Swift. She describes glitter gel pen songs as songs in which you can imagine the lyrics being written with a glitter gel pen.

In other words, "lyrics that make you want to dance, sing, and toss glitter around the room." These songs "remind you not to take yourself too seriously, which is something we all need to hear these days."
22 (Taylor's Version) is SUCH a glitter gel pen song.
by reptvwhen May 5, 2024
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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
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Glitter

Glitter is a beautiful version of sand. They get everywhere, stick to everything, and are soooooooo super hard to clean up. Especially when its in the carpet. Just ask Brandon Farris is you dont believe me.
Brandon Farris Dumped 500 pounds of glitter into his room.
by Laupunzel July 15, 2022
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glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face
Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022
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