A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.
"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."
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Friend: “hey you wanna hangout tonight?”
Me: “no thanks I’m going to be hanging out with Crazy M and the rest of the darkest family!”
Me: “no thanks I’m going to be hanging out with Crazy M and the rest of the darkest family!”
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