Lemon Farmer

Person or persons whom farm lemons with the soul intent to use them to sodomize there buddy’s using a potato cannon. Some times one person wil shoot them lemon for there rectum into there buddy’s rectum... also know as trading lemons
Man that was bad ass playing Lemon Farmers.... was great shooting lemons last night, my ass is killing me!!! I think we woke up the Neighbors!!!
by Scuba Stan August 18, 2021
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Sausage Farmer

Usually a gay male individual who is in search of acquiring more penises around him thus he "farms" them by planting the seeds of homosexuality and awaiting the sausages to spring up around him.
-"That guy over there sure does have a lot of male friends."
-"Yeah, he's a very successful Sausage Farmer"
by CantakerousCantankerer February 05, 2012
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Farmer's Speedball

A makeshift speedball, consisting of Oxy Contin, and Adderall. The method of administration is usually insufflation, or snorting. The term speedball is referring to the concoction that combines heroin and cocaine.
The next best thing to mixing smack and coke is a Farmer's Speedball.
by aaron mil August 13, 2007
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dick farmer

Dick farmer (dĭk fär'mər)
n. slang.

1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.

intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.

1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.

Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.
Joe,"Fuck you, you Dick farmer!" Jamie,"Your just pissed because i Dick farmed your friends."
by Nightburn March 24, 2008
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urban farmer

the trend for young jam tart types to dress in country regalia
Who's that Will Young, urban farmer type working that stall at Spitalfield's?
by Van Baggins November 11, 2004
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coty farmer

the sexiest beast in the world every girl wants him
girl=thats right nola you want a coty farmer don't you?
Nola=Hell yea
by cgf1995 December 14, 2010
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Farmer’s Wife

A woman married to a farmer.

Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.

Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.
by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020
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