Pronunciation: \ˈwāf\
Function: verb
Acronym meaning "Write a Fucking Email". Often the action part of a remark that may be uttered by a person who becomes increasingly bored or annoyed while hearing someone complain about how they've been "wronged" by or displeased with someone or something, typically a co-worker, or a company they do business with.
In many instances, it serves the same effect as telling you to STFU and send a written complaint to someone who cares or can actually do something about it.
In other cases, it can simply be slang used in giving someone advice on how to handle a problem where they feel "slighted".
Function: verb
Acronym meaning "Write a Fucking Email". Often the action part of a remark that may be uttered by a person who becomes increasingly bored or annoyed while hearing someone complain about how they've been "wronged" by or displeased with someone or something, typically a co-worker, or a company they do business with.
In many instances, it serves the same effect as telling you to STFU and send a written complaint to someone who cares or can actually do something about it.
In other cases, it can simply be slang used in giving someone advice on how to handle a problem where they feel "slighted".
Elwood - Damn! I hate that electronics store! That place is a mess and you can't get anybody to help you find anything, and when you do their clerks are retards! The store reeks like a locker room. And, not only that...
Martha - Whoa! Dude...! Chill! Why don't you quit griping a W.A.F.E. 'em...? Ain't nothing I can do about it...!
* * *
Travis - Man, I am so tired of marketing sending me layout changes after the deadline. Three weeks in a row now they've caused me to work late and miss Happy Hour!
Eddy - They're gonna keep on doing that stuff to you until you WAFE those losers. Copy their Manager and tell them you gonna refuse anything they turn in past the deadline.
Martha - Whoa! Dude...! Chill! Why don't you quit griping a W.A.F.E. 'em...? Ain't nothing I can do about it...!
* * *
Travis - Man, I am so tired of marketing sending me layout changes after the deadline. Three weeks in a row now they've caused me to work late and miss Happy Hour!
Eddy - They're gonna keep on doing that stuff to you until you WAFE those losers. Copy their Manager and tell them you gonna refuse anything they turn in past the deadline.
by WilsonicBoom October 11, 2009
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Acronym for Object Of a Failed Abortion.
A very mean yet incredibly amusing phrase to apply to those you hate.
Pronounced: Oo-Far
A very mean yet incredibly amusing phrase to apply to those you hate.
Pronounced: Oo-Far
"Look at that kid. He's well an O.O.F.A."
"God you O.O.F.A Get lost"
"This really annoying O.O.F.A really pissed me off today"
"God you O.O.F.A Get lost"
"This really annoying O.O.F.A really pissed me off today"
by Just a passer through October 11, 2007
Get the O.O.F.A. mug.Pronounced "waf" as in "waffle." Its an acronym for "What A Fag" or "What A Faggot" and is said after some douche does or says something douche-like or gay. It can be shouted at some jerkoff who just said something politically correct or be muttered under your breath to your friend in class because your male teacher is wearing purple shorts.
Dude: Don't be gay, Manpuss.
Manpuss: Hey! Don't say that. That is offensive to me!
Bro: Why? Are you gay?
Manpuss: No, I am not.
Dude: W.A.F., man.
Bro: True. True.
Manpuss: Whatever, you racists.
Bro: W.A.F. for days.
Manpuss: Hey! Don't say that. That is offensive to me!
Bro: Why? Are you gay?
Manpuss: No, I am not.
Dude: W.A.F., man.
Bro: True. True.
Manpuss: Whatever, you racists.
Bro: W.A.F. for days.
by D3L February 8, 2010
Get the W.A.F. mug.Function: Expression, collection of nouns and verbs.
Etymology: English
Date: 2000
Date of urban adoption: circa early 21st century
Acronym (S.A.F.)used for the following three word expression:
(Must be used in full expression and not shortened version.)
ex: Say <<ShitAssFuck!!!>>
and not <<S.A.F.!!>>
N.B. Must be pronounced as one word.
Expression used when overwhelmed with emotion and not sure which swear word to use in order to define ongoing emotional state.
Must be used with one of these following voice intonations: <<pimpy>>, angry, discouraged and triumphant.
Etymology: English
Date: 2000
Date of urban adoption: circa early 21st century
Acronym (S.A.F.)used for the following three word expression:
(Must be used in full expression and not shortened version.)
ex: Say <<ShitAssFuck!!!>>
and not <<S.A.F.!!>>
N.B. Must be pronounced as one word.
Expression used when overwhelmed with emotion and not sure which swear word to use in order to define ongoing emotional state.
Must be used with one of these following voice intonations: <<pimpy>>, angry, discouraged and triumphant.
1. <<Baby, S.A.F. (Shitassfuck) that was good.>>
2. << Sir, you failed the alcohol blow test...>>
<<Shitassfuck...>>
2. << Sir, you failed the alcohol blow test...>>
<<Shitassfuck...>>
by T Gags June 11, 2006
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A big fat kind of guy, with glasses and black hair that give him the resemblence of Harry Potter after Hogwarts installed World of Warcraft.
A big fat kind of guy, with glasses and black hair that give him the resemblence of Harry Potter after Hogwarts installed World of Warcraft.
"Dude, look at the dude over there!"
"Yeah, man, totally looks like Harry Potter."
"No man, he's taking up two frickin' chairs!"
"Oh yeah, he's a total F.A.H.P."
"Yeah, man, totally looks like Harry Potter."
"No man, he's taking up two frickin' chairs!"
"Oh yeah, he's a total F.A.H.P."
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