When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
He: Hey, we're late, let's get going.
You: Yeh, maybe we can hit some Express Stops and cut some drive time.
You: Yeh, maybe we can hit some Express Stops and cut some drive time.
by wiley cyprus June 27, 2009
Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
by Literally_Satan July 11, 2014
When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.
Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019
To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens
My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator
by Iyeesha_brown May 22, 2014
The act of farting in a pillow and hitting someone in the face with it. Does not count unless you first yell “ALL ABOARD” or “WOO WOO” imitating a train whistle.
by Maker Kc February 17, 2025
by BeardlessBeard66 January 01, 2020