Explosive diarrhea

A serious condition caused after consuming a large glass of apple juice or food infected with a bacteria or virus. After anywhere from 1-12 hours after consumption, you will feel tummy pain and farts. After one fart, it is so loud. You laugh, then stop laughing and your eyes widen as you realize that it is hot and wet in your pants. You hurriedly run to the bathroom and pull down your pants. To your horror, a large Hershey's Kiss is melted in your undies. You then sit down on the toilet. A little solid poop comes out. "Great! No diarrhea!" you say to yourself. As you reach for the toilet paper, a roar of thunder so intense that even Thor would get nightmares. Your bathroom shakes. In the blink of an eye, your toilet is destroyed beyond repair. The water is turned into a orangeish brown mud puddle, and the sides of the toilet bowl are covered in many drops of Tru-Moo. But remember, lightning can strike twice. Another roar of thunder rattles the bathroom. And the splash of the brown stuff hitting the muddy water shoots it up back in your butt. You look at the floor and the walls and the blast managed to get them dirty. After wiping your buns and legs with toilet paper thoroughly, You flush the toilet. After flushing many times, you finally manage to get nearly all of it through. The toilet is clogged, but you will leave the unclogging job to mom. You wipe the floors walls and toilet and leave like nothing happened.

Did you hear about why the school bathroom was closed for a day? Freddy had explosive diarrhea!

by DabbingIsSo2015 May 31, 2020

EXPLOSIVE DIARIAH

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I just blew up this toilet with explosive diariah

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by BIGG Boi bRAAIn September 29, 2020

Tenboner Explosivo

Something that is so cool, words hardly contain it. Surpasses even ballsdeep,

Mignola's Art of Hellboy is Tenboner Explosivo.

by Fetorpse August 17, 2003

Bum Explosion

When one needs the lavatory immediatley or one will cak shit their pants.

"Jamie had too much dodgy beer, he's now gonna have a bum explosion"

by Twinklebabe October 19, 2008

Ford Explorer Gang

This is an elite gang made up solely of the most sexiest, most badass Ford Explorer drivers out there. This gang is so mainstream there is even a song about them.

Whoah nelly, your part of the Ford Explorer Gang? Imma step back

by Wazzoooo November 3, 2019

Exploding Dinosaurs

Exploding Dinosaurs (x-plod'-ing di'-no-sorz)
1. Exploding fossil fuels in an internal combustion engine
2. Exploding myths that racing fast requires gasoline

Dinosaurs died, decayed, and became fossil fuel that gets refined into gasoline. The explosions that drive an engine are "exploding dinosaurs."

I'm tired of "exploding dinosaurs!" I'm going to get rid of this gas burning car and replace it with an electric car!

by Exploding Dinosaurs September 10, 2009

The Rock-afire Explosion

When a girl eats pizza out of a guy’s asshole while giving him a reach around in the middle of a Chuck E Cheese during a Munch's Make Believe Band concert.

Guy: Becky took me to Chuck E Cheese for my birthday and gave me the Rock-afire Explosion!
Friend: Nice bro, happy birthday!
Guy: Thanks bro

by Neo1220 September 24, 2021