dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. usually bald and who looks like the tip of a penis. usually such a person is incredibly selfish and self-centered and has no ability to look at himself and instead constantly blames others when he see's something that he doesn't agree with or like. said person likes to play the victim and usually acts like a child by being a Tattletail because he cant fight his own fights knowing he is unable to because he lacks the self confidence as well as the knowledge to do so. these people (usually males) are constantly seeking attention and validation and have no problem making themselves out to be the dick even if they dont recognize it, the people around them do notice and hence he ends up pushing people away because again he is unable to look at himself and realize that maybe he is the problem. the bald head is usually a symbol for his lack of masculinity in being a real man. thus he ends up looking like being a dick with ears.

"He is so rude to everyone and wont listen to anyone but himself, he's such a dick with ears. and that haircut isnt helping him much either."

by tim and H. October 11, 2023

Ear thrump

The act of having sex with someone ear gages, while hitting them in them neck with your penis

As soon as it got my gages my boyfriend started to ear thrump me

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018

twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.

"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".

by Juan 12 November 8, 2007

cupid's ear

A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case

"Can you grab some bread?"

"Did you say something about Brad?"
"No, you totally have cupid's ear!"

by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014

hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!

Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*

by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018

SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."

Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."

by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020

Ear Rape

Typically used in memes, YouTube Poops or other jokes. Basically, a very loud noise that can startle or hurt the affected person's ears. It can also be applied to very loud noises in real life, like an explosion, that can cause ringing in the person's ears. Effects worse when audio is on high volume or in the person's headphones.

Dank Meme compilations have a bunch of ear rape. Turn your volume down.

by BATMN every day December 12, 2018