Derek

a large male primape with jelly rolls and a muffin top. his habitat is anywhere the strange creature can find food or anything to eat

wow what a derek
you eat to much you derek

by iluvshmeckle April 4, 2009

Socially Derelict Bitch

This is a person who has no active social life and avoids social contact with anyone. It is also some one who is separated from their friends at such a distance that social gathering is impossible (or really expensive).

#"Are you coming over Shane?"
*"No."
#"Why?"
*"I'm washing my hair."
#"You socially derelict bitch."

by Richard Priest July 2, 2006

Derelicte

To be put in the friend zone.

Damn it, I just got derelicted

by Firewalll September 13, 2011

Derek

A musco boi who du duh deep frie for duh $2.95, free devrivery onry on tuisdauy (erryday is duh tuisdauy!)

Duh ferrow ashian: Herrow sur, are yous duh Derek?

Derek: Yus sur, I deep frie for duh $2.95! Drasgon devrivery fvree onry on duh Tuesday (erryday is duh tuesday!)

by Herrow Sur September 11, 2010

Derek Sims

A singer / actor / celebutante.

...and the Oscar goes to Derek Sims!

by Derek Sims May 23, 2008

Derek

On youtube there is a man named Derek Gerard. Go follow him he is known as he funniest youtuber ever. He is so close to a million subs. Go follow him pls.

Derek is like the best

by Derk is the best youtuber June 1, 2018

derek

A deceptively charming heel. This kind of person has no real morals to speak of although he does know right from wrong, he just chooses the latter. He will say anything to get what he wants and feels no remorse at the deception. He gets off on getting you to fall for him due to many, many inadequacies as a man. He will lead you to believe he’s a great person who’s really into you but is really only using you out of boredom. He’s a pathological liar and will say whatever he needs to to keep you hanging on.

“He’s a total Derek, a player. Watch out for him! Typical Air Force guy just being a guy."

by ndngirl May 14, 2011