Dirty Dom

When a man takes so much ketamine they lose feeling of their body below the waist.
They then proceed to fuck a girl but do not realise how much damage they are doing due to the loss of feeling in the lower body resulting in the destruction of a female and a friends mums bed.

Did you hear about that girl who got Dirty Dommed??”
“Yeah man, she ended up looking like a Katsu curry”
“Yeah she looked like she’d been beaten with a microwave”

by MicrowavesAreWeapons April 8, 2020

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dirty andretti

whe driving your car and receiving oral sex, you lock the steering wheel down on the back of their head so they cannot come up

I gave Amy a Dirty Andretti while driving to see my parents.

by Brian O. May 4, 2005

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The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

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dirty paolo

the act of having sex with woman in the bathroom of an italian restaurant, wearing only a pink polo-type shirt with a heavily starched and popped collar, as she proceeds to pick up small rocks of cocaine off the moist floor underneath the urinal, rub it on her nipples, and scream out a comment involving pizza.

"What did she scream out when you gave her that dirty paolo?"

"Here's the pepperoni on your pizza, you minderaser..."

by Wisc N. Corner November 10, 2008

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