David

The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.

I spent the night with David!

by fats so al October 23, 2019

David

a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.

david is fake.

by dhdiwndkd November 17, 2018

David

Very annoying and has a small penis. Usually a Jewish Brazilian. Biggest ego you will ever see.

Man: Stop acting like David.

Person who is called: sorry

by Sectet December 8, 2018

David

A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.

Girl: David you suck.
David: (Makes some stupid joke)

by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018

David

Sucks big balls

Wow David sucks balls

by RIDQ May 8, 2020

David

David is very sweet and loyal loves his friends hates racists, sexists, ableists, homophobes, transphobies, xenophobes, and any other groups of people who hate others because of their race, religion,sexual orientation,gender identity, or disability,

David I love you

Johnny I know

David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them

Johnny I know you hate them

by Boogereater69 September 22, 2020

David

David is a caring, sexy, funny person and may seem very happy but deep down he has this one person he loves and cares for even if he does have a partner he shows his true colors around his close family and friends he has those beautiful hazel eyes that you can see from miles away... he shows he cares and will help you when you’re down but sometimes he gets overwhelmed and mad and does things he regrets even when he says sorry you’re soul just falls in love with him even more and you fall deep into his eyes your very lucky if you have a David in you’re life keep him close!

I love you David🥰

by KC519 January 22, 2020