Auto Dad

someone who has become a dad (auto dad) from Dating a MILF

Tokenss: Hey Neng, hey Scape i just became a auto dad for the 11th time this week, The next MILF is Ultimamom wooooo

by ScapeClone December 20, 2008

anime dad

A man who cums in a women only to come back ten years later for a cameo episode and has no actual use in the story it can also mean a dad who you traveled the world and learned nen and thought a nonce just to know he wants nothing to do with you.

Kid:Yo dad where u at

dad:find me if you want to see me

Kid:omg your such an anime dad

by Theweebguy December 31, 2020

baseball dad

A guy, that supports his son at a baseball game by fighting with another loud mouth father on the opposing team when infact he has no intrest int he game itself, and only goes for the fight. The fight starts by both encouraging their teams, and then start mocking the opposing team, then one will take their shirt off, then wait to see if the opposing father is interested in the fight, if so the one with no shirt will pour beer onto the opposing father then the fight commences. The winner of the fight is taken away by local law enforcement, as the winning dad says 'im sorry, i thought this was america, i thought this was america, freedom, i thought this was america'.

See: Southpark Season 9 Episode 5, The Loosing Streak

Baseball dad 1: GO California
Baseball dad 2: GO Washington
Baseball dad 1: Washington sucks! Go California!
Baseball dad 2: Washington owns your butt.
*Baseball dad 1 takes off shirt*
Baseball dad 1: What, what do you wanna do
Baseball dad 2: You better shut up a**hole
*Baseball dad 1 pours beer on Baseball dad 2*
*FIGHT COMMENCES*
Baseball dad 1: What i cant stand up for my town? what? im sorry i thought this was America, im sorry, i thought i was in America.

by Ex baseball dad December 28, 2005

Bad Dad

One who never even attempts contact with the child. One who gives up custody of ones child.

Anyone can be a Bad Dad. It takes much more skill to be a good Father.

by QuitIntentionalypissing,eoff January 27, 2010

uncle dad

Someone who is usually married to Aunt Mom, and related to cousin Grandma. Incest is usually cited for this phenomenon.

Kid in School: "Man, little Jimmy looks like a mongloid. He has seven fingers and three toes on each of his flipper feet. I hear his family tree doesn't fork."

Girl in school: "That's not funny. His Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad love him very much."

by Ezekiel Calhoun December 4, 2010

Dad Fart

A very loud and prolonged fart that your father did when you were a child.

While I was watching television my father let rip with a dad fart

by Mr Wibble July 9, 2007

Angry Dad

when a Caucasian father recognizes his daughter is dating a black man.

White Girl: "When I told my father I was dating Tyree he was one angry dad."

by Trebor Sivad May 26, 2008