Can only be accomplished when the recipient is utterly intoxicated: any substance works. The act of tricking somebody who is completely intoxicated, "out of it", into the honest belief that you stuck a wrapped japanese cupcake up his or her ass. By which you really just stuck it in his or her left coat pocket.
by Barnabie Jones January 16, 2009

When someone is held down and forced to eat against their will. The act is usually done by a female, and food is usually, but not limited to, sweets such as cupcakes. The most common victims are those on diets.
Emma jumps on top of Joe, who is on a diet. She then has her friends Paige and Lily hold him down and attempts to shove a cupcake down his throat. Joe screams "Help! Cupcake Rape!"
by Js1994 November 1, 2011

Having sex on a windowsill. Can also take place in other locations, like "cupcake on the table,' 'cupcake in the tub,' and so on.
by xxemoxtubaxx January 26, 2010

One who is the master of being stepped on, used, and abused by others. This individual is so passive in behavioral manners that they both tolerate and welcome such actions taken by others.
1. That dude is such a captain cupcake, his daughter is always milking him for cash and people are using him for free labor.
by CowboyAg February 4, 2007

by seth dutton November 8, 2003

a game in which many men masturbate and jizz onto a cupcake, and the last person to jizz on it has to eat the cupcake
When my boyriend played the cupcake game, he had to eat the jizz covered cupcake with pink frosting.
by Dillon Thomas June 12, 2008

when u want to fuck some one/thing really badly and you get so desprate u get a cupcake and have sex with it.
by uwillbedestroyed November 25, 2007
