crusty edges

when ya girl dye her hair but then she fucking gets the dye on her forehead so you can see the stain

"yo stacy dyed her hair" "yeah but she got them crusty edges"

by eggsandsuch August 1, 2016

Hot and crusty

Hot and crusty is a sexual position which is uses by both men and women to stimulate their partner. One rubs their feet against the bed to create friction and then uses said foot to stimulate their partners genitalia. The heat caused by the friction leads to the "hot," while the "crusty" is a reference to the bunions, calluses, and or fungus on the person feet. Hot and crusty can also refer to a small bakery/eatery.

Dude I would love for that babe to five me a hot and crusty

hey we should visit a hot and crusty for some chocolate donuts

by Schmerman January 27, 2011

crusty coco

When someone has taken a bath but has not completely washed off the soap lather off their penis. the dried soap in addiction to a lack or neglect of applying moisturizing cream. This results in the skin of said persons genitals. to become extremely dry and crusty, while using the word coco which is a Caribbean slang for penis, we arrive at the term crusty coco.

Ravi did not properly wash off after his bathe bur proceeded to "get in some girls pants"

Ravi: gyrl you like what you see

some girl: ... why is it so flakey

Ravi: ...... ?

Some girl: boy go wash your crusty coco!!!

by thetriniway January 12, 2018

Crusty tuna

(CRUSTY TUNA)

That chick has CRUSTY TUNA between her legs. ;
Her vagina doesn't STINK like (CRUSTY TUNA ) IT STUNK like CRUSTY TUNA

Someone toss her some douche , she smelled like CRUSTY TUNA
If she smells like CRUSTY TUNA don't touch it she needs a pap smear!!!

by ND&DR June 25, 2018

crusty roosevelt

The act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the shit crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.

Camille was passed out drunk last night and i busted a mean crusty roosevelt on her head!!!!

by Bear Balls January 18, 2008

Crusty Paws

A dog with a Crusty Private area.

Doug- Whats wrong with your dog, she is walking funny?


Joe- Oh shes a "Crusty Paws"

by Timbo1022 February 16, 2009

crusty stainer

noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.

I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.

by Loganzo June 26, 2005