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Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.
Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022
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Crispy Greens

I hear Marcus sells them crispy greens all the time.
by PinkytheFloyd July 10, 2010
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crispy

The adjective used to describe Colonel Sanders in recent KFC commercials
Colonel Sanders: Extra crispy Colonel Sanders here with extra crispy chicken
by CrispDrakeHypeness July 20, 2016
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Crispy Stroke

When a girl strokes a Plain Crispy Cream doughnut on your dick. The glaze is his nut.
I went to Kev’s last night, and gave him a crispy stroke! Yum yum gone!
by Ksuave April 19, 2022
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Soggy and Crispy

Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.
“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”
by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021
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crispy

That shirt is so crispy! Where did you get it?

I really like your shoes! They are so crispy!
by Sociology 4A October 17, 2011
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thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022
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