crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

busting a crash

Making an erroneous claim that you’ve lost your job when in reality you got pussy whipped by a flight attendant.

After your football team loses...
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!

by kumoniwannalayu October 7, 2018

crash up the opp block

crash up the opp block means when you shoot up an opp bloock

man ibsr i wanna crash up the opp block but i dont know how im gonna do it my g

by ilikeeatingcheesetriangles December 23, 2023

Crash Dummy

A person who deliberately places themselves in unfavorable circumstances seeking approval from others. Also referred to as a Pitbull, Dumbass, or Lap dog.

Did you see David’s blew up that guys house because Marc told him to?
Yeah.. he’s a crash dummy of course he would.

by thereallllest May 11, 2024

Crash Out

Crashing out - adverb. When someone experiences a negative event (or a series of events) that forces them into a considerable amount of mental stress. Characterized by bloodshot eyes, increased heart rate, and constant use of the phrase, “I’m crashing out bro.”

I'm mid crash out, bro.

by holdingspacde March 3, 2025

your computer is about to crash

when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath

user: posts cat video

me: clicks

video: your computer is about to crash

my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021

Pacific Railroad Crash

naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole

it hurts
a lot

"holy shit that Pacific railroad Crash was aweful"

"yeah Dude we were so drunk"

by sexmonkey6969scottjakeandandy April 9, 2009