by drake.cramer October 10, 2010
Get the drake cramer mug.The loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. This is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the Toilet Monster at one time. Looks kind of like a ghost.
The Toilet Monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, shit. So it puked back up a Cottonelle Caper for the dog to play with.
by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011
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The name one gets when he or she has a reputable image of being a slut and riding too many dicks at one time, causing a cramped cooch.
Oh my gosh Kev and Steph, Brittney is such a cooch cramper! She is literally going on the round trip of all the world's national monuments.
by StripperSlut August 15, 2011
Get the Cooch Cramper mug.A man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. As a result the likelihood of any sexual activities drops to zero.
"How was your date with Sandy."
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
by sbxconlan January 17, 2013
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Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper
by Will108 October 16, 2012
Get the Condom crapper mug.She is very smart and very lovely, she laughs alot and is very arty. She always tries to do better for people, especially ones younger than her! She is a great role model and usually very stubborn! Any man would be happy to have her!
"She's so kind and understanding!"
I looked right back at her with a know-it-all look on my face,
"Well of course she is! It's Rebecca Cramer!"
I looked right back at her with a know-it-all look on my face,
"Well of course she is! It's Rebecca Cramer!"
by Baby Rebecca Cramer September 26, 2014
Get the rebecca cramer mug.A person who says creepy, sometimes inappropriate things, and has a crappy sense of humor, but has no intention of bring creepy and no idea that they are inappropriate.
Yosniel called me a dirty little girl the other day, but that was only because I didn't take a shower. Then the creepy crapper laughed as I scowled.
by Sophia the carter May 16, 2016
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