spicy crab

When a male lightly dusts their genitals in Old Bay seasoning prior to entering their partner.

Brad - “Do you have any old bay?”
Chad - “Sorry, I gave my GF the spicy crab last night and I’m fresh out”

by Md crab boy July 3, 2023

Crab Dick

A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.

Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!

by Shawn Edgar October 19, 2017

crab mangoon

A circle jerk where everyone cries at the end. ♋

I thought our circle jerk was gonna be a good time but it turned into a crab mangoon.

by NotAGinger50 July 10, 2021

Mudbutt Crabs

excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.

Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.

by Commander_Shepard December 14, 2018

Dune Crab

A girl on spring break that preys on guys for free alcohol

"Bro don't give away our drinks! They're just dune crabs, they're not into you!"

by TGIFreitag January 16, 2017

Crab Walker

After having missionary style sex , the female lifts her ass off the bed and gets up on her hands and feet . She does a side shuffle to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Hey Chris , that girl Jessica and me had sex last night ! After we did it , she did this amazing little move to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !

by Mr. Rude April 30, 2021

digital crabs

The aqcuisition of a phishing scam that posts on a friends social network advertising some amazing thing but after you click the links, posts spam to your homepage and sends your personal info to a third party.

I was on Facebook and this APP posted on Jenny's page that said you could see who had viewed you profile, but it turned out to be a scam. I feel dirty like I caught a case of digital crabs.

by Captain Underpants III January 22, 2011