home counties

The posh part of the UK

Is that in the Home Counties

by Uksurrey May 17, 2022

county goggles

A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.

Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"

by grantice November 19, 2021

Louisa County

A medium sized county in central Virginia. The only thing Louisa has going for them is their high school football team. Louisa has the variety of the rednecks and the people that aren’t rednecks. Most people spend their time hunting and going to sheetz. Louisa is the type of place everyone wants to leave but never get the chance to.

Have you ever been to Louisa County?
No, where is that?

by frownytoast January 29, 2020

County Durham

County Durham Is Full Of Bucket Suckers and Most Of The Population Are On The Pipe.

Let’s go to county durham and have a creamy bucket .

by Jubilee Estate May 8, 2023

Berrien County

The most redneck county in Michigan. Home to towns like Berrien Springs, Niles, Benton Harbor, Saint Joseph, and Sturgis. The people here participate in everyday activities like four wheeling, dirt biking, snowmobiling, and whooping pussy St. Joe boys' asses and stealing their girlfriends. 70% of us don't graduate high school. It's mind boggling how all the FIPS decide it's a good idea to take a trip to Southwest Michigan year after year. Apart from getting shot in Benton Harbor, or getting in a bar fight with a hillbilly, Berrien County is as pure as Pure Michigan gets.

"I love Berrien County, the only thing you can do here is fish, drink, hunt, and if your lucky to be a spoiled rich St. Joe kid, go boating every weekend."

Jim: What did you do this past weekend.
Jerry: Just had a big bonfire and got way too drunk off Terry's homemade 'shine...
Jim: Didn't you do that the past three weekends.
Jerry: UHHHH! I think... Yup

by H0llerBo1)06 April 28, 2022

Trap County

A county that houses the most cops that get a hard off of giving tickets out about 80 miles south of Atlanta.

Yeah I got a ticket for going 58mph in a 55mph zone down in trap county!

by Crackhead 3000 December 12, 2020

County Work

A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.

Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?

That's how county work is done.

by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020