Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

counter-bandwagoning

To reject popular culture, music, and ideas for attention, and the purpose of fitting in with non-conformists. Counter-bandwagoners often spend time in your face talking loudly about how "different" they are, and bashing popular musicians/celebrities. They usually don't know what they're talking about. Since non-conformists seem to make up half of the teenage population nowadays, in a way, counter-bandwagoners are actually conforming to socially acceptable ideas. Or at least they pretend to.

(In reality these people probably don't care about pop culture at all. And that's fine, but if you really don't give a shit, then act like you don't give a shit. Being true to yourself is a lot less annoying and makes you a lot more likeable to others.)

1.)Jessica: "FUCK MACKELMORE! I can't stand his annoying-ass music. he fucking sucks! I bet he doesnt even write his own stuff!"

Brandon: "Ugh, stop counter-bandwagoning. Some of his songs are pretty good, actually. He seems like a pretty nice dude. And yes, he does."
(good guy Brandon)

2.) Miley Cyrus is a good example of a counter-bandwagoner.

by everythingsawesomeallthetime August 30, 2013

Counter Petty

The act of being petty in response to another person and/or companies pettiness.

When Dominoes charges you 30 cents for 6 packets of Parmesan cheese and the delivery driver forgets to bring said 6 packets of cheese, being counter petty, you call and have the delivery driver turn around and bring you your 6 packets of Parmesan cheese.

by jsinnmusic August 28, 2020

Counter cope

A big fat cheater, who cheated on ashely, omg! he is big bad and very fat!

That boy was being a counter cope!

by Big Ball buster September 19, 2022

Counter Plug

The act of using a viewpoint opposite to your own viewpoint against your opponent. Extreme double standard.

Stalin was counter plugging when speaking about the capitalist exploitation of the people.

by oversawyer October 29, 2023

Counter-offensive

A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.

offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.

Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive

by DImmortal April 24, 2009