A carney comment is a utterly and absurd empty brained comment or remark that is made in the form of a question or statement
“Is wide-bodying a dodge durango a good idea?”
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment
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“Do you think it’s a good idea to wide body a durango?” This Carney Comment is very idiotic as no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea to wide body any car, leaving this question rhetorical.
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Get the Comment vas-tu mug.Venturing into the most lawless, id-driven textual battlefield on the internet and expecting civility. The trauma is the sheer whiplash of human expression: one comment is a brilliant, sourced analysis, the next is a racist screed, below it is a bot selling counterfeit shoes. Engaging guarantees exposure to staggering ignorance, weaponized pedantry, and personal attacks over your opinion on a video about toasters. It shatters your faith in collective discourse and leaves you with a lingering, low-grade misanthropy, questioning how so many people can function while possessing such a profound lack of reading comprehension or basic empathy.
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Comments are the little crowdsourced rectangles below content that contains short, opinionated text. OR 12TB opinionated mountains of text. Apparently Urban Dictionary took care of that "problem."
Nowww All those Hilarious Zingers that stretch across the Urban Horizon no longer have 'comeback' humor. But to be fair, this is SUPPOSED to be some kind of dictionary and not a Big Ol' Glorified Twitter.
Comments are the little crowdsourced rectangles below content that contains short, opinionated text. OR 12TB opinionated mountains of text. Apparently Urban Dictionary took care of that "problem."
Nowww All those Hilarious Zingers that stretch across the Urban Horizon no longer have 'comeback' humor. But to be fair, this is SUPPOSED to be some kind of dictionary and not a Big Ol' Glorified Twitter.
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