Playdough Commando

One who claims to have served in various armed forces, yet misunderstands military terminology.

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"My friends who used to serve with me in "the CORE"

"It's CORPS, Playdough Commando" <rolls eyes>

by boguk April 27, 2009

Super Commando

Commando plus. The condition of no underpants and being completely shaved.

"Dude I saw some bouncing in your jeans. Are you going commando?" "Even better, Super Commando! The chicks love it."

by free baller April 3, 2010

Face Commando

Going without Makeup

Hey, are you wearing any makeup?

No, I'm going face commando today

by k-dub23 November 23, 2010

Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.

Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Highway Commando

To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.

Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.

by Scott Icarus November 6, 2011

Beer Commando

To drink beer with no underwear on or completely naked.

My wife was out of town so I decided to become a beer commando. Goodbye Pants. Hello beer!

by Chaca February 15, 2013

Mobile commando

Going mobile (possibly with several mobile devices) but not bringing a recharger.

Sorry to take so long to respond--I went mobile commando on vacation last week.

by CletusVD June 3, 2013