Coconut

The sexiest fruit ever. Also means woman’s breast.

Can I see your coconut?

by RiceCow December 17, 2017

Coconut

A hard, hairy ball that is great for bowling and has the power and strength of Jesus Christ himself. It comes from a coconut tree found in tropical areas such as; Florida, Hawaii, and other islands. In cartoons such as the one patrick watches, the main characters get hit on the head with them.

THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BALL OF POWER *hysterical laughing* coconut

by hellomymans January 31, 2020

Coconut

A native Polynesian person who is very slow up stairs.

“Hey boss you’re gonna have to fire Fred, he’s just simply not capable of the work, he’s way too slow and stupid! He’s just another Polynesian Coconut.”

by RevenTexX October 1, 2019

Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree

Coconut produces milk but it has no nipples

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong July 4, 2021

coconut

a hairy milk carton that grows on a tree.

coconuts are nice

by oslimyo July 5, 2021

coconut

Da coconut nut is not a nut, and if you eat too much you get very fat

person 1: coconut is da koko fruit from da kokopalm family

by Potato Lord November 22, 2021

Coconut

A hairy milk carton from a tree.

A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, so it's not a mammal. It's a hairy milk carton from a tree.

by I Will Drink Your Inca Kola July 3, 2021