cripers ole

Expression of extreme fear, annoyance or frustration

Cripers ole John, you could have blown up both of us with that dynamite

Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house

by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020

cripping weam

Like whipping cream, but drunker. Best done without power tools.

I'm cripping weam

by Weamcripper9000 November 26, 2020

Cripple crunch

The fucking of an individual with an injury of some kind. For example, a broken arm.

Hey heard you crunched that cripple on the weekend. We’re gonna call you cripple crunch x

by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020

Crippling Bottom

A crippling bottom is a sexually passive and submissive individual that prefers to receive rather than give sexual stimulation. Crippling bottoms differ from regular bottoms in that they get annoyed an irritated when sexy people that look domineering, turn out to be a raging masochist. An example of this would be Julian Devorak from The Arcana: A Mystic Romance, the free mystery romance visual novella by Nix Hydra. Julian is a sexy 6’4 fugitive plague doctor with long leather gloves and a mysterious aura. Contradictory to his appearance and attitude, Julian never shuts up about how much he wants to get stepped on. Crippling Bottoms are irritated by such things.

“Why is Maggie so mad?”
“She found out Rico is a hardcore masochist.”
“Haha! She’s a Crippling Bottom!”

by mannyheffleysweiner December 26, 2020

Criplephobic

Criplephobic is word that if you refuse to help someone who has a cast anywhere in there body

im not helping you just because you have a broken arm because im Criplephobic

by saiyanmonkey April 8, 2021

Ckrivs

A really good friend that deserves better than me.

Yo have you heard of Ckrivs?
Yeah that’s my friend
Oh

by Littlepissrat May 31, 2021

Crippling depression

Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.

-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.

by Docta Doomsday November 21, 2021