chode

a chode is a dick that is as long as it is wide!


(i thought i made this word up!-i'm well amazed!)
"omg! he's gotta chode!"
by helen cunnane April 22, 2004
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Chode

A penis that is fatter than it is long
by SideWinder September 13, 2003
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chode

penis that is wider than it is long. a chode smoker is one who likes to eat it!
pull that chode out of ur ass u sick bastard.
by chode smoker July 16, 2003
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chode

Either a short fat person, a distubing person, or a distubling. Many ways of use. It is a random word because it can be used in so many ways. A chode can be an annoying person, a dirtbag, or a friend. A synonym would be choop, basically it has an origin of negativity but has sucomed to a common pet name for friends. When the word was originally a bad thing to say, it was commonly called Toad in secret.
Origin: Bronx, Sleepy Hollow, Hawthorne NY
1. Look at those chodes playin bball, they suck.
2. Yo, Whatup Chode.

That guy is a chode.
You are being chodey.
Stop acting so chodily.
Quit choding around.
by jose2010 April 16, 2007
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Chode

A chode is the spot inbetween your ballsack and anus for a man only.

ony a woman its the "taint" because it taint pussy and it taint ass.


--i invented it.
by Steve July 16, 2004
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Chode

Ellis Lilly looks like Woody. What a chode
by Gatasisu October 5, 2016
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chode

1. past tense of the word "chide"

2. a short, fat penis

3. any fan of the Baltimore Ravens
She chode him for his tiny fat chode as he pissed and moaned and blamed the Steelers for everything wrong with the universe.
by Prof. Cameltoe Von Cockslap February 14, 2012
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