canoe juice

The liquid at the bottom of a canoe

bruh why is there so much canoe juice at the bottom of this boat

by nigger123412 January 17, 2019

tio cano

A tio that is very special to you. Cano!

Tio cano will do many things for you as say holaaaa. But sometimes tio cano has a problem… he sees …..brujitas…. In his room. He can’t get them out of his head “help the brujas are comi-“.

by Bruja1 November 22, 2021

Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.

That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.

by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019

I Cano Feel Estu Ojo

I Cano Feel Estu Ojo

I Cano Feel Estu Ojo

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 27, 2017

douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

María cano

Maria is really pretty

María cano is good

by Cuuuufki November 23, 2021