When You ejaculate in a girl she walks around with it in her Canoe gluing her pantys and lips together.
by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023

A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021

by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017

by ray90 November 15, 2018

A bizarre, awful sex move that no one asked for and no one wanted except one psychopath. Missionary position except the man is kneeling instead of laying on top of his partner and for some strange reason he keeps grabbing their legs and moving side to side, like he's trying to rock a canoe.
by LunarKitty79 September 26, 2025

One perfect and beautiful girl. She will make your day with her glorious smile and eyes. You would believe that two stars have taken the place of her eyes. Also, her amazing attitude completes herself. She is a gift from God and praises him a lot. Julianna is also known as Julie to her friends. Julie is brave, beautiful, honest, smart, unique, and will stand up to protect who she loves and what she believes.
by TheManofyourdreams May 29, 2016

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid
Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe
by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 27, 2017
