Similar to the blow job, the Bulgarian Chunk Job involves a girl giving oral sex but with a surprise ending. There are variations on the details but the punch line is she vomits the semen back up on your dick. This is not to say she spits it out, she must actually throw up. This can be initiated by poking her tonsil with your dick or having really really nasty semen etc. This is not made up. I know someone who had this happen to him.
by Elihasabigcock August 23, 2009
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Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
by TurdBurglar's Pinkeyed Master November 28, 2010
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"Spencer guess what?"
"what"
"Brad did the Bulgarian Farmhouse last night with Maggie!"
"Bro, that's Sick nasty"
"what"
"Brad did the Bulgarian Farmhouse last night with Maggie!"
"Bro, that's Sick nasty"
by TorreyZac October 16, 2011
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(Also known as the Swedish Pizza Roll)
(Also known as the Swedish Pizza Roll)
by Harry Dickens March 19, 2010
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by Dicktionarian June 3, 2010
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