boredum

normal boredom for people who were too bored to learn how to spell

the boredum was too extreme. I was lost in the vortex and forgot everything

by Just That Guy Over There October 28, 2015

Phish-show Bored

A recognized medical condition that results in feelings of intense boredom at a phish show due to disinterest in a particularly lame song or ones surroundings. This feeling may occur naturally, but is also known to be chemically induced. Being phish-show bored has several stages with initial symptoms that include excessively fidgeting with articles of one's clothing such as the hem of a skirt and/or aimlessly wandering about a concert venue. As the condition progresses, those affected may begin seeking out disgusting food items like dreaded crotch pretzels or attempt to bathe themselves in water fountains. The only known cure at this time is to entirely cover oneself in condiments such as mustard or ketchup. Fortunately these are often readily available at many food courts, although this may require purchase of an exorbitantly priced hotdog. This is not to be confused with the similar condition "over-it".

Hey Brah, do you see that chick over there all covered in mustard-she must be wicked phish-show bored.

by dreadiehead426 November 24, 2011

i'm bored as fuck

Well apparently you are too, so I'll link you to Youtube's main page lol
Oh I can't write links so find something to do you skrub

Extreme boredom is the only reason you're on Urban Dictionary.

i'm bored as fuck

by ItsSupaMario January 24, 2018

Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

by whambamthankyoumam.. March 13, 2011

borked

1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.

2. adj. broken.

3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.

Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.

2. The mail server is borked.

3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!

by intelligentsia September 5, 2006

Boredom

What people are when they have no social lives

I have no friends, no car, no job, and no money. I got nothing to do and am suffering from boredom

by unbored June 19, 2008

Boredom OCD

when you become so bored that you realize everything in your house is messed up, and you spend an extended amount of time just cleaning and straightening things up.

Last night after six hours of youtubeing, I got some mad boredom OCD and cleaned my whole living room.

by IndieIsDead December 30, 2008