b.m.w.

1. German car company.
2. Bavarian Motor Works.
3. The Ultimate Driving Machine

Damn! The BMW Z8 kicks Mercedes's Ass!

by James Bond October 18, 2002

bme pain olympics

A video where men literly saw their penises off. This is the worst video out there. It sounds bad but its even WORSE. Everyone reading this who hasnt seen it is probably about to go watch it to check it out because it seems so bad. Don't. It will literally scar you. I don't think I will EVER get that image out of my mind. I truy advise you not to watch it.

You really don't want to watch the bme pain olympics. I'm not kidding.

by Just Trust Me September 27, 2009

BMS

if you like a photo on Instagram or Facebook that says "like for a rate" and they give you a BMS rate it means (break my scale) as in you broke their scale of 1-10

Alicia - omg Caitlyn you are so BMS
Caitlyn- aww thanks ßæ 😘😍

by bye.felicia April 10, 2015

BMW

one of those long nights liming in town, when u forgot that the only transport home is the bus which stops opperating around 12. then u still hang around hopein for one bus light to come ur way. well.... BEST ME WALK

1:boi how we gettin home? van lookin real scarce
2:da safe man
1:aight!
2:leh we roll man
1:safe
2:jeadz no van aint working
1:i aint tell yo so
2:well...... BMW!

by TIBEZ October 18, 2007

B M

Also an acronym for bowel movement. Used in in assisted living or healthcare environments typically.

Did you record the time of his last BM?

by CJ August 12, 2003

b.m.w.

black & mild wine

a new and excellent addition to the middleton cigar/cigarello line.

1. lets spark that b.m.w.
2. let's stop at 7-11 i got to pick up a b.m.w. single

by Connor Charles October 1, 2008

b.m.e

best moment ever

when jenny fell over it was like the b.m.e

by peaceoflondon August 30, 2009