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Bingoid

A small creature that chooses a human prey and follows them for years, pretending to be a plush toy. It radiates gasses that cause the human to get mentally attached to it and believe it's lies, eventually developing a serious mental illness.
People who carry this plushie will always call it "Bingoid" so it will be easy to identify and burn the creature into ash.
After a few years of living with their human, a bingoid will decide their human has grown enough and consume them while they sleep. This long process is called bingoid meat farming.
person 1: Look at my beautiful plushie, I call it Bingoid.
person 2: OH NO, WE NEED TO BURN IT IMMEDIATELY!
by DanisonCZ October 31, 2021
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the banjo

A sexual maneuver used by pinching a woman's nipple with your left hand while vigorously stroking her clitorus with your right hand.
Hey Donald, has Aaron been born yet? Not yet Dr. Abo walked in to check my wife's vitals while I was playing the banjo and ruined the mood.

Hey Fox, next time you go to the Korean massage parlor on 1st street make sure to play the banjo on Kim Sue...

Hey Brennen, last time I took Lucy out to the sea food buffet she let me play the banjo on her like it was a hillbilly shotgun wedding.
by Donald A. May 10, 2019
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Three way Banjo Battle

A very serious and ertotic Sexual position involving a Banjo, Jar of Mayo, A poodle, An albino Goat, A tennis Racket, A digereedoo, A quart of Milk, and an opening statement By Billy Crystal
Hey man Im so excited for the Three Way Banjo Battle tonight! Im totaly bringing the Goat!
by Bummer1 December 29, 2010
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bingo

Noun given to the female who has accomplished the task of fucking 5 guys in one fraternity house.
Don't fuck that girl, she already has bingo!
by thmk56 November 13, 2006
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Bingo Mo

A combination of two phrases, one describing a member of the African race, the other a shortened form of a member of Elton John fan club.
Tim: Hey, did hear the new GanstaFag album?
Don: Yeah, who knew a bingo mo like that could write such hardcore lyrics.
by SWP75 June 12, 2007
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bingo

Emptying ones entire tray of tiles in Scrabble.
Hah! I just got "Zyzzyva" for 116 points!
by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005
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Bingo bango bongo

The best National Hockey League goaltender of all time, and the franchise player of the Vancouver Canucks. aka Bobby Lou, aka Luongod, aka Roberto Luongo.
"BINGO BANGO BONGO, his name is Roberto LUONGO" - Tom Larscheid, Team 1040.
by Jason "CanuckGod" C. December 15, 2008
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