Big Joe

Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.

Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.

Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."

Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."

by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009

big shrimpin

Big Shrimpin by any reckoning, one of the most dazzling philosophers and one of the most penetrating, wide-ranging, and influential thinkers in the history of philosophy. Some say he draws his source of infinite knowledge from the Rockstar Energy Drink. His work can be found on Twitter @bigshrimpin420.

Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream

Big Shrimpin: i am supposed to put the toast in the toaster sideways or upside ways?

by Stinky smelly December 19, 2019

Big Dix

Becoming a more popular nickname for Dixon, the origins of Big Dix began in the Weaver Mountain area of central Arizona, specifically the Yarnell region. A local known for his comedic stylings and unorthodox shenanigans, the original Big Dix entertained locals and tourists on the weekends in local bars and social clubs.

Big Dix is probably the funniest motherfucker north of Wickenburg.

by Arizona Historian May 22, 2021

Big Tractor

A large and or angry woman of any age. Generally 18 to 60

"Far out Shes a big Tractor."

by Theresnonamesunused July 15, 2018

Big doll

A name you give to your friend who enjoys coming to your house eating your food and then leaves also used when referring to a friend who's acting the hard man

Alright big doll calm down!

by Shazzeronthelazzer April 6, 2017

big mc's

Classroom jeopardy champs.

Damn, 8600 points? No one's touching the Big MC's

by Bob Hope March 2, 2005

big bitchy

The fat girl at the bar, who slightly dances, always has a drink in her hand, and is always a giant bitch. When others even look in her direction she gets an attitude. Even though she is large, she is in charge, and honestly believes she is better than anyone else in the place.

Do you see that whale over there with the DD boobs?

Dude, that girl is a big bitchy!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011