Beer Toddler

(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.

Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

beer coat

(extra credit for dogfish)n. the invisible force that keeps you warm, irrelevant of the external temperature, after consuming vast amounts of alchoholic liquid refreshment...see also beer goggles beer muffs mystery taxi beer scooter

"Are you coming with us in the taxi quentin? It's frightfully nippy out" "Fackin tennn notes for a fackin ride home,, fack offff,,my beer coat'll keep me warm you fackin toffs"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

beer enema

An act in which one lubricates the neck of a beer bottle then fully sits on it so it completely enters that person anally. They then lean forward, lifting the bottle upwards so the contents flow into their anal cavity. The bottle is then removed and the contents are sprayed from the anus. This also produces a quick alcohol buzz compared to drinking the beer. Also related to the term, "beer enema cocktail" in which someone drinks the beer after it has been used as an enema.

Sally didn't want to have "beer breath" so she had several beer enemas at the party.

by chris giocondo April 19, 2006

beer and skittles

amusement; pleasure; fun. A good time.

Life is not all beer and skittles.

by Texascookie December 28, 2008

beer church

A bar that opens early on sundays. The word "beer" is sometimes omitted as an understood modifier.

"Bye! See you in beer church!"

by Norm!! October 22, 2006

casual beers

A few beers one says they are going out to drink but not end up trashed wondering where they were in the morning. This usually never is how the night goes and they always throw more then a few back.

John-" Yo we have a game tomorrow I think I'm just gonna go out and have a few casuals (casual beers)."
Rob-"We'll see how that ends up."
....
John-"Bartender run a tab, I'll be here all night."

by naadum August 23, 2016

Koala Beer

In Australia a popular tourist buy is a tiny koala bear that can clip on to things. When said Koala bear is attached to the top of a beer the otherwise colloquial beverage is then transformed into a koala beer.

"Dude check it out, it's a koala beer!"

by IamCanadain December 12, 2009