Graham Beard

1. The short, uneven beard found on many high school males who are in desperate need of a shave or do not own a razor.

"I could never kiss a guy with a Graham Beard; my mouth would get full of hair if we kissed."

by Smar Uyed April 19, 2010

Moose Beard

A fat hairy Vagina

WOW look at that moose beard!!

by chrjen July 8, 2010

Black Beard

A character in rainbow six siege that has a shield on their gun and is a big fucking loser with no life

Player 1: I like to play Black Beard
Player 2: your a fucking loser

by 0259 October 17, 2020

beard bounce

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man and takes a beautiful ride.

Look at his beard. I bet that's a good beard bounce.

by jackins07 October 5, 2013

Tree Beard

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.

"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."

by STEVE aka MAXIMUS August 28, 2007

ball beard

when a gentleman shaves all of his pubic hair except for the hair around the bottom of his balls, which is grown long and groomed to resemble a beard.

dan stroked his ball beard thoughtfully as he perused the morning paper.

by susie panties January 18, 2009

Liberal Beard

A Liberal Beard is a term used in British politics to describe the phenomenon of many Liberal Democrat activists & politicians possessing extremely bushy and large beards.

"John Thurso has a great big bushy Liberal beard"

by foz2121 March 9, 2012