The Bearded One

A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.

Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling

flying
and even solving a rubik's cube

"holy shit is that 'The Bearded One'"
*shits oneself*

by beardedone August 13, 2015

bearded sax

The instrument that is played by a groupie who is trying to become a "member" of the band.

After the show, this chick had a great tryout playing my BEARDED SAX backstage.

by LCRC August 17, 2008

Rusty Beard

When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.

Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard.

by Cory Mohr January 2, 2009

Graham Beard

1. The short, uneven beard found on many high school males who are in desperate need of a shave or do not own a razor.

"I could never kiss a guy with a Graham Beard; my mouth would get full of hair if we kissed."

by Smar Uyed April 19, 2010

beard bounce

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man and takes a beautiful ride.

Look at his beard. I bet that's a good beard bounce.

by jackins07 October 5, 2013

ball beard

when a gentleman shaves all of his pubic hair except for the hair around the bottom of his balls, which is grown long and groomed to resemble a beard.

dan stroked his ball beard thoughtfully as he perused the morning paper.

by susie panties January 18, 2009

Tree Beard

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.

"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."

by STEVE aka MAXIMUS August 28, 2007