"Playing for the aruban baseball team" is a metaphore for aruban dudes that like to fuck white girls. Can be used in order to hide the true topic of conversation. All aspects of baseball can be used to describe certain "bandido" stuff the aruban dude does with white girls. These girls are more often than not blond and dutch.
"Yo tyrone I know you broke up with your girl and all, but the aruban baseball team is glad to have their star player back man"
"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"
"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"
"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"
"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"
"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"
"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"
"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"
"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"
by Ibmsmemes April 16, 2018
Get the The aruban baseball teammug. A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.
Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."
by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015
Get the baseball statisticsmug. Friend 1: Wanna play baseball?
Friend 2: Nah dawg
Friend 1: We can shove the bat up our ass
Friend 2: Hell yah I wanna play baseball
Friend 2: Nah dawg
Friend 1: We can shove the bat up our ass
Friend 2: Hell yah I wanna play baseball
by TheWhiteNeigborNextDoor December 12, 2019
Get the Baseballmug. by Billybogjenkings April 22, 2022
Get the Baseball-boy-Coopermug. by jake_s69 April 11, 2021
Get the Baseball beersmug. that makes sense, that follows, obviously
The punch line of an al jokes youtube short, where one of the characters explains the meaning of "that tracks" and the other takes it as the definition of "baseball, huh?"
The punch line of an al jokes youtube short, where one of the characters explains the meaning of "that tracks" and the other takes it as the definition of "baseball, huh?"
A: My brother got in a car accident, apparently someone hit him in the parking lot
B: Who hit him?
A: An elderly Asian lady
B: Baseball, huh?
B: Who hit him?
A: An elderly Asian lady
B: Baseball, huh?
by CrimsonScribe March 30, 2025
Get the baseball, huh?mug. Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.
Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile
Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite
Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite
by Weeertttyy November 1, 2019
Get the Baseballmug.