Backstabbing Hoebag

A person who cheats on their best friend with their best friend's boyfriend. Ie., Abagail Nichols.

That motherfucking backstabbing hoebag Abagail Nichols just slept with my boyfriend! I will kill that piece of shit bitch!!

by alij14 May 14, 2018

Backstage Johnny

A male fan who hangs around backstage or outside a female star’s dressing room to get her attention.

She was tired of it all, the photographers, the journalists and the occasional backstage Johnny hanging around outside her dressing room door.

by Princess Pearl Manzini July 12, 2018

Backseat jiver

Someone who isn’t in control of the music that’s playing at a party or in a car, but is suggesting a new song every time a song ends, often one that nobody else there likes. ANNOYING

Sarah: Hey, can we play some Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Me: No! We decided I was the car DJ for this trip!
Ethan: Yeah, Sarah, stop being such a backseat jiver!

by He/She/Awesome August 13, 2018

backspackle

1. (verb) The act of ejaculating onto the fifth lumbar spine vertebrae area (part of the greater lumbar region) of a woman's back. To the human eye, this region is the curve just above the buttocks, which is also commonly referred to as the small of the back.
2.) (noun) The residue of male ejaculatory fluid after it has been deposited onto the lower back.

"I wouldn't want to date her, but I'd backspackle her."

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

Backstair boogy

When you and your mate are to lazy and or to drunk to make it to the bedroom you bust into the backstair boogy.

This girl I took home from the bar last night was to drunk so I hit her with the backstair boogy. She loved it

by Action danson November 27, 2018

Backstairs songs

Music that you listen to privately

"Play me some of your backstairs songs"

by Wordmaker4000 January 26, 2019

Backseat Dog

1. A guy or girl who is named Max.

2. Dog with wheels for back legs.
3. When you have sex in the backseat of a car doggy style.

Max was Alex's Backseat Dog.

by backseat dogster January 31, 2019